A Couple of Utter Knob Heads

A couple of thick pricks offer us their searing insights.

What a truly dreadful suit. Seriously, that is some dull, second rate garb matey. I’m not going to apologise, I am anything but a man who exudes sartorial elegance, but I do have standards.

I would never wear such a weird blue suit, it’s just the wrong colour for a suit. I’m talking about what one of our favourite foreign politicians was wearing in Washington DC recently.

Yes, it’s the more-British-than-thou Faragé (French name). He’s been in Washington DC bad mouthing the British, what a lad! Oh my lord, he’s a laugh isn’t he. Look, he’s on the telly all the time because he’s entertaining. But yes, he hates us Brits, he takes every opportunity to slag us all off and make us feel unworthy.

He claimed the democratically elected British Prime Minister in a still (just about) functioning democracy was exactly like the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un.

So a leader in a multi party democracy with a long tradition of a powerful legal system, separation of church and state, loads of independent oversight and a thriving political culture is EXACTLY the same as the most nightmarish, one party oppressive and brutal regime on the effing planet. Nice one Nigey baby, you give it to those damn know all libs.

As we now know, that kind of frantic, over the top rubbish resonates with a large number of usually poor and constantly ridiculed white people. The people who are now tying George cross flags to everything they can find. Flags that are made in China of course.

But jolly old Faragé (French name) has got no shame, and I guarantee he will be our next Prime Minister. The Daily Mail, the Daily Telegraph, the BBC and many others are doing everything they can to ensure that. Aren’t they all wonderful.

The company Faragé and his grab bag of tragic befuddled sycophants runs is having its annual general meeting soon. Oh, sorry, no, we’re supposed to call it a ‘party conference.’ Except Reform is a private company that he owns and the poorest white people in the country support and donate money to.

As with his spray tanned superhero buddy over the pond, you, could, not, make, it, up.

It’s a bit sad, but as always with this wonderful, welcoming and kind hearted country, the very poorest, most ignored, most denigrated white men absolutely adore a toff like Faragé. That’s how we slaughtered so many working class lads in World War One. They will follow a toff like Faragé off a cliff, and of course they will vote for him. They adore this multi millionaire grubby hustler and his dreadful suits

So this weird man sat in some congressional hearing to bad mouth the country his forefather fled to, to escape religious persecution. He doesn’t advertise the fact, but he is directly descended from a Huguenot refugee about 400 years ago. The name Faragé is a Huguenot name, loads of them came here. On small boats.

I repeat, Monsieur Faragé’s great, great, great, great grandfather arrived on these shores, in a small boat, without papers, fleeing brutal religious oppression in his own country. Belgium.

I’m the same, I had my DNA done years ago and thanks to my maternal grandmother, I am 55% Belgian. It’s very common to be descended from Huguenots, I’m not special and neither is Monsieur Faragé. We are both as common as muck, but he had an expensive private education and I went to a grammar school, so no, we are anything but alike.

And as always, it has occurred to me that it’s a waste of time writing anything about this gobshite, because the only people who might read this are already aware of his hideous agenda.

But then I thought, it is pointless arguing with his bedrock support, we are all aware of that, but if just enough people who aren’t 100% behind the Reform company vote for anyone, literally anyone other than The Reform Company at the next general election, it might just be possible to curtail his power grab to make him neutered enough to fail.

Thankfully the truly pathetic and inadequate people in The Reform Company attracts make it certain that whatever they try to do they will screw up and fail, but the grifting, corruption and use of violent force are always right behind that ineptitude.

So all I want to say is we are fast approaching a very frightening, extremist right wing administration in the UK. It will make Trumpy pants look like a benign vicar. The furious anger, hatred and resentment behind the Reform company will know no bounds.

Some other perfectly legitimate flags to hang from lamp posts. Just a suggestion

I recently drove around a big roundabout in Oxford, not exactly The Reform Company’s heartland, and every one of the huge lamp posts that fringed the junction had a Chinese made George cross flag tied to it. A very potent symbol of the coming determination to do whatever the fantasy of ‘take back my country’ means.

Okay, we know it really it means attack people with different colour skin, take away votes for women, burn books, remove all controls on owning firearms, start fracking like crazy, round up anyone who might be an ‘illegal immigrant’ (Huguenots) and slowly remove the need for opposition political parties.

Oh yes, and open special camps for gay people, university academics, trans people, ‘lefties,’ scientists and definitely loud mouth actors.

Isn’t that a lovely prospect.

And while I’m here, I can’t help mention another politician, this one American.

US Energy Secretary Chris Wright is a very intelligent man. That’s the reason he has the critically important job he carries out with such professionalism in the current glorious US administration. His grasp of the global energy market and the critical role played by the fossil fuel industry is second to none.

Chris Wright gets it. He understands the difference between energy and electricity. When he says ‘energy’ he means one thing. Fossil fuel. Anyone who tries to claim that solar panels or wind turbines produce energy is a fool.

The only problem with this slightly pathetic debate is, scientifically electricity IS energy. It’s a type of energy resulting from the movement of charged particles, such as electrons, which creates an electric current.

But he gets it, he knows if you build a really, really big, um . . bendy solar panel and you ‘wrap the whole earth’ in ONE massive solar panel, according to this pillock, it still wouldn’t work.

Who could this piece of utterly pathetic logic appeal to? What type of person would be able to repeat that sitting in their 3 ton pick up truck queuing for a bulkburger at Jimmy’s Colossal House of Meat? I say nothing other than they will be wearing a red cap that’s made in China.

He’s not under any silly illusions about so called ‘renewable’ energy. Oh my Lord no, he knows it’s a massive con job. It’s literally worse than corporate fraud, or owning a casino, or being named in the Epstein files.

And he should know, he’s worked in the energy industry for decades, he was the CEO of Liberty Energy which is North America's second largest fracking (hydraulic fracturing) company. Drill and burn baby, oh, sorry, I shouldn’t use the burn word, that might remind people that this is a one time only fuel source, I mean ‘drill baby drill.’ Just talk about the drilling, not the burning.

Secretary Wright said "There is no climate crisis and we're not in the midst of an energy transition either."

Oh, that’s such a relief. If only I’d known that before, I wouldn’t have wasted money installing solar panels on my house 18 years ago and saving myself literally thousands of pounds in electricity bills. Also all those disastrous floods, terrifying forest fires, those are acts of God, to punish us for not supporting the orange bloke.

So we now, here in the UK, have the opportunity to get an energy minister with the same level of insight and clarity as this dude over in America.

Aren’t we lucky.

My conclusion.

Talk to your family, friends, neighbours and anyone who’ll listen. We’ve got a few years left before Faragé takes over. I’m an old git, it doesn’t matter to me, but it matters hugely to my children, to anyone who isn’t very white, angry, bitter and always blames everyone else for their problems, a position perfectly personified by their two bit leader.

I’ve always felt all political parties are crap, I’ve never been affiliated to any of them, but I am also supremely aware that this vicious but very popular little prick is the greatest danger to this country in my near 70 years.

We must come together across the political spectrum without petty infighting and roundly defeat the Reform Company Ltd at the next election.